Pym rose with sincere embarrassment;
for he was an American, and his respect for ladies was real, and not at
all scientific.
"Ignoring," he said,
"the delicate and considerable knightly protests that have been called
forth by my colleague's native sense of oration, and apologizing to all
for whom our wild search for truth seems unsuitable to the grand ruins
of a feudal land, I still think my colleague's question by no means devoid
of rel'vancy. The last charge against the accused was one of burglary;
the next charge on the paper is of bigamy and desertion. It does without
question appear that the defence, in aspiring to rebut this last charge,
have really admitted the next. Either Innocent Smith is still under a charge
of attempted burglary, or else that is exploded; but he is pretty well
fixed for attempted bigamy. It all depends on what view we take of the
alleged letter from Curate Percy. Under these conditions I feel justified
in claiming my right to questions. May I ask how the defence got hold of
the letter from Curate Percy? Did it come direct from the prisoner?"
"We have had nothing
direct from the prisoner," said Moon quietly. "The few documents which
the defence guarantees came to us from another quarter."
"From what quarter?"
asked Dr. Pym.
"If you insist," answered
Moon, "we had them from Miss Gray."
Dr. Cyrus Pym quite
forgot to close his eyes, and, instead, opened them very wide.
"Do you really mean
to say," he said, "that Miss Gray was in possession of this document testifying
to a previous Mrs. Smith?"
"Quite so," said Inglewood,
and sat down.
The doctor said something
about infatuation in a low and painful voice, and then with visible difficulty
continued his opening remarks.
"Unfortunately the tragic
truth revealed by Curate Percy's narrative is only too crushingly confirmed
by other and shocking documents in our own possession. Of these the principal
and most certain is the testimony of Innocent Smith's gardener, who was
present at the most dramatic and eye-opening of his many acts of marital
infidelity. Mr. Gould, the gardener, please."
Mr. Gould, with his
tireless cheerfulness, arose to present the gardener. That functionary
explained that he had served Mr. and Mrs. Innocent Smith when they had
a little house on the edge of Croydon. From the gardener's tale, with its
many small allusions, Inglewood grew certain he had seen the place. It
was one of those corners of town or country that one does not forget, for
it looked like a frontier. The garden hung very high above the lane, and
its end was steep and sharp, like a fortress. Beyond was a roll of real
country, with a white path sprawling across it, and the roots, boles, and
branches of great gray trees writhing and twisting against the sky. But
as if to assert that the lane itself was suburban, were sharply relieved
against that gray and tossing upland a lamp-post that stood exactly at
the corner. Inglewood was sure of the place; he had passed it twenty times
in his constitutionals on the bicycle; he had always dimly felt it was
a place where something might occur. But it gave him quite a shiver to
feel that the face of his frightful friend or enemy Smith might at any
time have appeared over the garden bushes above. The gardener's account,
unlike like the curate's, was quite free from decorative adjectives, however
many he may have uttered privately when writing it. He simply said that
on a particular morning Mr. Smith came out and began to play about with
a rake, as he often did. Sometimes he would tickle the nose of his eldest
child (he had two children); sometimes he would hook the rake on to the
branch of a tree, and hoist himself up with horrible gymnastic jerks, like
those of a giant frog in its final agony. Never, apparently, did he think
of putting the rake to any of its proper uses, and the gardener, in consequence,
treated his actions with coldness and brevity. But the gardener was certain
that on one particular morning in October he (the gardener) had come round
the corner of the house carrying the hose, had seen Mr. Smith standing
on the lawn in a striped red and white jacket (which might have been his
smoking-jacket, but was quite as like a part of his pyjamas), and had heard
him then and there call out to his wife, who was looking out of the bedroom
window on to the garden, these decisive and very loud expressions --
"I won't stay here any
longer. I've got another wife and much better children a long way from
here. My other wife's got redder hair than yours, and my other garden's
got a much finer situation; and I'm going off to them."
With these words, apparently,
he sent the rake flying far up into the sky, higher than many could have
shot an arrow, and caught it again. Then he cleared the hedge at a leap
and alighted on his feet down in the lane below, and set off up the road
without even a hat. Much of the picture was doubtless supplied by Inglewood's
accidental memory of the place. He could see with his mind's eye that big
bare-headed figure with the ragged rake swaggering up the crooked woodland
road, and leaving lamp-post and pillar-box behind. But the gardener, on
his own account, was quite prepared to swear to the public confession of
bigamy, to the temporary disappearance of the rake in the sky, and the
final disappearance of the man up the road. Moreover, being a local man,
he could swear that, beyond some local rumours that Smith had embarked
on the south-eastern coast, nothing was known of him again.
This impression was
somewhat curiously clinched by Michael Moon in the few but clear phrases
in which he opened the defence upon the third charge. So far from denying
that Smith had fled from Croydon and disappeared on the Continent, he seemed
prepared to prove all this on his own account. "I hope you are not so insular,"
he said, "that you will not respect the word of a French innkeeper as much
as that of an English gardener. By Mr. Inglewood's favour we will hear
the French innkeeper."
Before the company had
decided the delicate point Inglewood was already reading the account in
question. It was in French. It seemed to them to run something like this:
--
"Sir, -- Yes;
I am Durobin of Durobin's Cafe on the sea-front at Gras, rather north of
Dunquerque. I am willing to write all I know of the stranger out of the
sea.
"I have no sympathy
with eccentrics or poets. A man of sense looks for beauty in things deliberately
intended to be beautiful, such as a trim flower-bed or an ivory statuette.
One does not permit beauty to pervade one's whole life, just as one does
not pave all the roads with ivory or cover all the fields with geraniums.
My faith, but we should miss the onions!
"But whether I read
things backwards through my memory, or whether there are indeed atmospheres
of psychology which the eye of science cannot as yet pierce, it is the
humiliating fact that on that particular evening I felt like a poet --
like any little rascal of a poet who drinks absinthe in the mad Montmartre.
"Positively the sea
itself looked like absinthe, green and bitter and poisonous. I had never
known it look so unfamiliar before. In the sky was that early and stormy
darkness that is so depressing to the mind, and the wind blew shrilly round
the little lonely coloured kiosk where they sell the newspapers, and along
the sand-hills by the shore. There I saw a fishing-boat with a brown sail
standing in silently from the sea. It was already quite close, and out
of it clambered a man of monstrous stature, who came wading to shore with
the water not up to his knees, though it would have reached the hips of
many men. He leaned on a long rake or pole, which looked like a trident,
and made him look like a Triton. Wet as he was, and with strips of seaweed
clinging to him, he walked across to my cafe, and, sitting down at a table
outside, asked for cherry brandy, a liqueur which I keep, but is seldom
demanded. Then the monster, with great politeness, invited me to partake
of a vermouth before my dinner, and we fell into conversation. He had apparently
crossed from Kent by a small boat got at a private bargain because of some
odd fancy he had for passing promptly in an easterly direction, and not
waiting for any of the official boats. He was, he somewhat vaguely explained,
looking for a house. When I naturally asked him where the house was, he
answered that he did not know; it was on an island; it was somewhere to
the east; or, as he expressed it with a hazy and yet impatient gesture,
`over there.'
"I asked him how, if
he did not know the place, he would know it when he saw it. Here he suddenly
ceased to be hazy, and became alarmingly minute. He gave a description
of the house detailed enough for an auctioneer. I have forgotten nearly
all the details except the last two, which were that the lamp-post was
painted green, and that there was a red pillar-box at the corner.
"`A red pillar-box!'
I cried in astonishment. `Why, the place must be in England!'
"`I had forgotten,'
he said, nodding heavily. `That is the island's name.'
"`But, nom du nom,'
I cried testily, `you've just come from England, my boy.'
"`They said it
was England,' said my imbecile, conspiratorially. `They said it was Kent.
But Kentish men are such liars one can't believe anything they say.'
"`Monsieur,' I said,
`you must pardon me. I am elderly, and the fumisteries of the young
men are beyond me. I go by common sense, or, at the largest, by that extension
of applied common sense called science.'
"`Science!' cried the
stranger. `There is only one good things science ever discovered -- a good
thing, good tidings of great joy -- that the world is round.'
"I told him with civility
that his words conveyed no impression to my intelligence. `I mean,' he
said, `that going right round the world is the shortest way to where you
are already.'
"`Is it not even shorter,'
I asked, `to stop where you are?'
"`No, no, no!' he cried
emphatically. `That way is long and very weary. At the end of the world,
at the back of the dawn, I shall find the wife I really married and the
house that is really mine. And that house will have a greener lamp-post
and a redder pillar-box. Do you,' he asked with a sudden intensity, `do
you never want to rush out of your house in order to find it?'
"`No, I think not,'
I replied; `reason tells a man from the first to adapt his desires to the
probable supply of life. I remain here, content to fulfil the life of man.
All my interests are here, and most of my friends, and --'
"`And yet,' he cried,
starting to his almost terrific height, `you made the French Revolution!'
"`Pardon me," I said,
`I am not quite so elderly. A relative perhaps.'
"`I mean your sort did!'
exclaimed this personage. `Yes, your damned smug, settled, sensible sort
made the French Revolution. Oh! I know some say it was no good, and you're
just back where you were before. Why, blast it all, that's just where we
all want to be -- back where we were before! That is revolution -- going
right round! Every revolution, like a repentance, is a return.'
"He was so excited that
I waited till he had taken his seat again, and then said something indifferent
and soothing; but he struck the tiny table with his colossal fist and went
on.
"`I am going to have
a revolution, not a French Revolution, but an English Revolution. God has
given to each tribe its own type of mutiny. The Frenchmen march against
the citadel of the city together; the Englishman marches to the outskirts
of the town, and alone. But I am going to turn the world upside down, too.
I'm going to turn myself upside down. I'm going to walk upside down in
the cursed upsidedownland of the Antipodes, where trees and men hang head
downward in the sky. But my revolution, like yours, like the earth's, will
end up in the holy, happy place -- the celestial, incredible place -- the
place where we were before.'
"With these remarks,
which can scarcely be reconciled with reason, he leapt from the seat and
strode away into the twilight, swinging his pole and leaving behind him
an excessive payment, which also pointed to some loss of mental balance.
This is all I know of the episode of the man landed from the fishing-boat,
and I hope it may serve the interests of justice. -- Accept, Sir, the assurances
of the very high consideration, with which I have the honour to be your
obedient servant,
"Jules Durobin."
"The next document in our
dossier," continued Inglewood, "comes from the town of Crazok, in the central
plains of Russia, and runs as follows: --
"Sir, -- My
name is Paul Nickolaiovitch: I am the stationmaster at the station near
Crazok. The great trains go by across the plains taking people to China,
but very few people get down at the platform where I have to watch. This
makes my life rather lonely, and I am thrown back much upon the books I
have. But I cannot discuss these very much with my neighbours, for enlightened
ideas have not spread in this part of Russia so much as in other parts.
Many of the peasants round here have never heard of Bernard Shaw.
"I am a Liberal, and
do my best to spread Liberal ideas; but since the failure of the revolution
this has been even more difficult. The revolutionists committed many acts
contrary to the pure principles of humanitarianism, with which indeed,
owing to the scarcity of books, they were ill acquainted. I did not approve
of these cruel acts, though provoked by the tyranny of the government;
but now there is a tendency to reproach all Intelligents with the memory
of them. This is very unfortunate for Intelligents.
"It was when the railway
strike was almost over, and a few trains came through at long intervals,
that I stood one day watching a train that had come in. Only one person
got out of the train, far away up at the other end of it, for it was a
very long train. It was evening, with a cold, greenish sky. A little snow
had fallen, but not enough to whiten the plain, which stretched away a
sort of sad purple in all directions, save where the flat tops of some
distant tablelands caught the evening light like lakes. As the solitary
man came stamping along on the thin snow by the train he grew larger and
larger; I thought I had never seen so large a man. But he looked even taller
than he was, I think, because his shoulders were very big and his head
comparatively little. From the big shoulders hung a tattered old jacket,
striped dull red and dirty white, very thin for the winter, and one hand
rested on a huge pole such as peasants rake in weeds with to burn them.
"Before he had traversed
the full length of the train he was entangled in one of those knots of
rowdies that were the embers of the extinct revolution, though they mostly
disgraced themselves upon the government side. I was just moving to his
assistance, when he whirled up his rake and laid out right and left with
such energy that he came through them without scathe and strode right up
to me, leaving them staggered and really astonished.
"Yet when he reached
me, after so abrupt an assertion of his aim, he could only say rather dubiously
in French that he wanted a house.
"`There are not many
houses to be had round here,' I answered in the same language, `the district
has been very disturbed. A revolution, as you know, has recently been suppressed.
Any further building --'
"`Oh! I don't mean that,'
he cried; `I mean a real house -- a live house. It really is a live house,
for it runs away from me.'
"`I am ashamed to say
that something in his phrase or gesture moved me profoundly. We Russians
are brought up in an atmosphere of folk-lore, and its unfortunate effects
can still be seen in the bright colours of the children's dolls and of
the ikons. For an instant the idea of a house running away from a man gave
me pleasure, for the enlightenment of man moves slowly.
"`Have you no other
house of your own?' I asked.
"`I have left it,' he
said very sadly. `It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew
dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel
it.'
"`And so,' I said with
sympathy, `you walked straight out of the front door, like a masculine
Nora.'
"`Nora?' he inquired
politely, apparently supposing it to be a Russian word.
"`I mean Nora in "The
Doll's House,"' I replied.
"At this he looked very
much astonished, and I knew he was an Englishman; for Englishmen always
think that Russians study nothing but `ukases.'
"`"The Doll's House"?'
he cried vehemently; `why, that is just where Ibsen was so wrong! Why,
the whole aim of a house is to be a doll's house. Don't you remember, when
you were a child, how those little windows were windows, while the
big windows weren't. A child has a doll's house, and shrieks when a front
door opens inwards. A banker has a real house, yet how numerous are the
bankers who fail to emit the faintest shriek when their real front doors
open inwards.'
"Something from the
folk-lore of my infancy still kept me foolishly silent; and before I could
speak, the Englishman had leaned over and was saying in a sort of loud
whisper, `I have found out how to make a big thing small. I have found
out how to turn a house into a doll's house. Get a long way off it: God
lets us turn all things into toys by his great gift of distance. Once let
me see my old brick house standing up quite little against the horizon,
and I shall want to go back to it again. I shall see the funny little toy
lamp-post painted green against the gate, and all the dear little people
like dolls looking out of the window. For the windows really open in my
doll's house.'
"`But why?' I asked,
`should you wish to return to that particular doll's house? Having taken,
like Nora, the bold step against convention, having made yourself in the
conventional sense disreputable, having dared to be free, why should you
not take advantage of your freedom? As the greatest modern writers have
pointed out, what you called your marriage was only your mood. You have
a right to leave it all behind, like the clippings of your hair or the
parings of your nails. Having once escaped, you have the world before you.
Though the words may seem strange to you, you are free in Russia.'
"He sat with his dreamy
eyes on the dark circles of the plains, where the only moving thing was
the long and labouring trail of smoke out of the railway engine, violet
in tint, volcanic in outline, the one hot and heavy cloud of that cold
clear evening of pale green.
"`Yes,' he said with
a huge sigh, `I am free in Russia. You are right. I could really walk into
that town over there and have love all over again, and perhaps marry some
beautiful woman and begin again, and nobody could ever find me. Yes, you
have certainly convinced me of something.'
"His tone was so queer
and mystical that I felt impelled to ask him what he meant, and of what
exactly I had convinced him.
"`You have convinced
me,' he said with the same dreamy eye, `why it is really wicked and dangerous
for a man to run away from his wife.'
"`And why is it dangerous?'
I inquired.
"`Why, because nobody
can find him,' answered this odd person, `and we all want to be found.'
"`The most original
modern thinkers,' I remarked, `Ibsen, Gorki, Nietzsche, Shaw, would all
rather say that what we want most is to be lost: to find ourselves in untrodden
paths, and to do unprecedented things: to break with the past and belong
to the future.'
"He rose to his whole
height somewhat sleepily, and looked round on what was, I confess, a somewhat
desolate scene -- the dark purple plains, the neglected railroad, the few
ragged knots of malcontents. `I shall not find the house here,' he said.
`It is still eastward -- further and further eastward.'
"Then he turned upon
me with something like fury, and struck the foot of his pole upon the frozen
earth.
"`And if I do go back
to my country,' he cried, `I may be locked up in a madhouse before I reach
my own house. I have been a bit unconventional in my time! Why, Nietzsche
stood in a row of ramrods in the silly old Prussian army, and Shaw takes
temperance beverages in the suburbs; but the things I do are unprecedented
things. This round road I am treading is an untrodden path. I do believe
in breaking out; I am a revolutionist. But don't you see that all these
real leaps and destructions and escapes are only attempts to get back to
Eden -- to something we have had, to something we at least have heard of?
Don't you see one only breaks the fence or shoots the moon in order to
get home?'
"`No,' I answered after
due reflection, `I don't think I should accept that.'
"`Ah,' he said with
a sort of a sigh, `then you have explained a second thing to me.'
"`What do you mean?'
I asked; `what thing?'
"`Why your revolution
has failed,' he said; and walking across quite suddenly to the train he
got into it just as it was steaming away at last. And as I saw the long
snaky tail of it disappear along the darkening flats.
"I saw no more of him.
But though his views were adverse to the best advanced thought, he struck
me as an interesting person: I should like to find out if he has produced
any literary works. -- Yours, etc.,
"Paul Nickolaiovitch."
There was something in
this odd set of glimpses into foreign lives which kept the absurd tribunal
quieter than it had hitherto been, and it was again without interruption
that Inglewood opened another paper upon his pile. "The Court will be indulgent,"
he said, "if the next note lacks the special ceremonies of our letter-writing.
It is ceremonious enough in its own way: --
"The Celestial
Principles are permanent: Greeting. -- I am Wong-Hi, and I tend the temple
of all the ancestors of my family in the forest of Fu. The man that broke
through the sky and came to me said that it must be very dull, but I showed
him the wrongness of his thought. I am indeed in one place, for my uncle
took me to this temple when I was a boy, and in this I shall doubtless
die. But if a man remain in one place he shall see that the place changes.
The pagoda of my temple stands up silently out of all the trees, like a
yellow pagoda above many green pagodas. But the skies are sometimes blue
like porcelain, and sometimes green like jade, and sometimes red like garnet.
But the night is always ebony and always returns, said the Emperor Ho.
"The sky-breaker came
at evening very suddenly, for I had hardly seen any stirring in the tops
of the green trees over which I look as over a sea, when I go to the top
of the temple at morning. And yet when he came, it was as if an elephant
had strayed from the armies of the great kings of India. For palms snapped,
and bamboos broke, and there came forth in the sunshine before the temple
one taller than the sons of men.
"Strips of red and white
hung about him like ribbons of a carnival, and he carried a pole with a
row of teeth on it like the teeth of a dragon. His face was white and discomposed,
after the fashion of the foreigners, so that they look like dead men filled
with devils; and he spoke our speech brokenly.
"He said to me, `This
is only a temple; I am trying to find a house.' And then he told me with
indelicate haste that the lamp outside his house was green, and that there
was a red post at the corner of it.
"`I have not seen your
house nor any houses,' I answered. `I dwell in this temple and serve the
gods.'
"`Do you believe in
the gods?' he asked with hunger in his eyes, like the hunger of dogs. And
this seemed to me a strange question to ask, for what should a man do except
what men have done?
"`My Lord,' I said,
`it must be good for men to hold up their hands even if the skies are empty.
For if there are gods, they will be pleased, and if there are none, then
there are none to be displeased. Sometimes the skies are gold and sometimes
porphyry and sometimes ebony, but the trees and the temple stand still
under it all. So the great Confucius taught us that if we do always the
same things with our hands and our feet as do the wise beasts and birds,
with our heads we may think many things: yes, my Lord, and doubt many things.
So long as men offer rice at the right season, and kindle lanterns at the
right hour, it matters little whether there be gods or no. For these things
are not to appease gods, but to appease men.'
"He came yet closer
to me, so that he seemed enormous; yet his look was very gentle.
"`Break your temple,'
he said, `and your gods will be freed.'
"And I, smiling at his
simplicity, answered: `And so, if there be no gods, I shall have nothing
but a broken temple.'
"And at this, that giant
from whom the light of reason was withheld threw out his mighty arms and
asked me to forgive him. And when I asked him for what he should be forgiven
he answered: `For being right.'
"`Your idols and emperors
are so old and wise and satisfying,' he cried, `it is a shame that they
should be wrong. We are so vulgar and violent, we have done you so many
iniquities -- it is a shame we should be right after all.'
"And I, still enduring
his harmlessness, asked him why he thought that he and his people were
right.
"And he answered: `We
are right because we are bound where men should be bound, and free where
men should be free. We are right because we doubt and destroy laws and
customs -- but we do not doubt our own right to destroy them. For you live
by customs, but we live by creeds. Behold me! In my country I am called
Smip. My country is abandoned, my name is defiled, because I pursue around
the world what really belongs to me. You are steadfast as the trees because
you do not believe. I am as fickle as the tempest because I do believe.
I do believe in my own house, which I shall find again. And at the last
remaineth the green lantern and the red post.'
"I said to him: `At
the last remaineth only wisdom.'
"But even as I said
the word he uttered a horrible shout, and rushing forward disappeared among
the trees. I have not seen this man again nor any other man. The virtues
of the wise are of fine brass.
"Wong-Hi."
"The next letter I have
to read," proceeded Arthur Inglewood, "will probably make clear the nature
of our client's curious but innocent experiment. It is dated from a mountain
village in California, and runs as follows:--
"Sir, -- A
person answering to the rather extraordinary description required certainly
went, some time ago, over the high pass of the Sierras on which I live
and of which I am probably the sole stationary inhabitant. I keep a rudimentary
tavern, rather ruder than a hut, on the very top of this specially steep
and threatening pass. My name is Louis Hara, and the very name may puzzle
you about my nationality. Well, it puzzles me a great deal. When one has
been for fifteen years without society it is hard to have patriotism; and
where there is not even a hamlet it is difficult to invent a nation. My
father was an Irishman of the fiercest and most free-shooting of the old
Californian kind. My mother was a Spaniard, proud of descent from the old
Spanish families round San Francisco, yet accused for all that of some
admixture of Red Indian blood. I was well educated and fond of music and
books. But, like many other hybrids, I was too good or too bad for the
world; and after attempting many things I was glad enough to get a sufficient
though a lonely living in this little cabaret in the mountains. In my solitude
I fell into many of the ways of a savage. Like an Eskimo, I was shapeless
in winter; like a Red Indian, I wore in hot summers nothing but a pair
of leather trousers, with a great straw hat as big as a parasol to defend
me from the sun. I had a bowie knife at my belt and a long gun under my
arm; and I dare say I produced a pretty wild impression on the few peaceable
travellers that could climb up to my place. But I promise you I never looked
as mad as that man did. Compared with him I was Fifth Avenue.
"I dare say that living
under the very top of the Sierras has an odd effect on the mind; one tends
to think of those lonely rocks not as peaks coming to a point, but rather
as pillars holding up heaven itself. Straight cliffs sail up and away beyond
the hope of the eagles; cliffs so tall that they seem to attract the stars
and collect them as sea-crags collect a mere glitter of phosphorous. These
terraces and towers of rock do not, like smaller crests, seem to be the
end of the world. Rather they seem to be its awful beginning: its huge
foundations. We could almost fancy the mountain branching out above us
like a tree of stone, and carrying all those cosmic lights like a candelabrum.
For just as the peaks failed us, soaring impossibly far, so the stars crowded
us (as it seemed), coming impossibly near. The spheres burst about us more
like thunderbolts hurled at the earth than planets circling placidly about
it.
"All this may have driven
me mad: I am not sure. I know there is one angle of the road down the pass
where the rock leans out a little, and on windy nights I seem to hear it
clashing overhead with other rocks -- yes, city against city and citadel
against citadel, far up into the night. It was on such an evening that
the strange man struggled up the pass. Broadly speaking, only strange men
did struggle up the pass. But I had never seen one like this one before.
"He carried (I cannot
conceive why) a long, dilapidated garden rake, all bearded and bedraggled
with grasses, so that it looked like the ensign of some old barbarian tribe.
His hair, which was as long and rank as the grass, hung down below his
huge shoulders; and such clothes as clung about him were rags and tongues
of red and yellow, so that he had the air of being dressed like an Indian
in feathers or autumn leaves. The rake or pitchfork, or whatever it was,
he used sometimes as an alpenstock, sometimes (I was told) as a weapon.
I do not know why he should have used it as a weapon, for he had, and afterwards
showed me, an excellent six-shooter in his pocket. `But that,' he
said, `I use only for peaceful purposes.' I have no notion what he meant.
"He sat down on the
rough bench outside my inn and drank some wine from the vineyards below,
sighing with ecstasy over it like one who had travelled long among alien,
cruel things and found at last something that he knew. Then he sat staring
rather foolishly at the rude lantern of lead and coloured glass that hangs
over my door. It is old, but of no value; my grandmother gave it to me
long ago: she was devout, and it happens that the glass is painted with
a crude picture of Bethlehem and the Wise Men and the Star. He seemed so
mesmerized with the transparent glow of Our Lady's blue gown and the big
gold star behind, that he led me also to look at the thing, which I had
not done for fourteen years.
"Then he slowly withdrew
his eyes from this and looked out eastward where the road fell away below
us. The sunset sky was a vault of rich velvet, fading away into mauve and
silver round the edges of the dark mountain ampitheatre; and between us
and the ravine below rose up out of the deeps and went up into the heights
the straight solitary rock we call Green Finger. Of a queer volcanic colour,
and wrinkled all over with what looks undecipherable writing, it hung there
like a Babylonian pillar or needle.
"The man silently stretched
out his rake in that direction, and before he spoke I knew what he meant.
Beyond the great green rock in the purple sky hung a single star.
"`A star in the east,'
he said in a strange hoarse voice like one of our ancient eagles. `The
wise men followed the star and found the house. But if I followed the star,
should I find the house?'
"`It depends perhaps,'
I said, smiling, `on whether you are a wise man.' I refrained from adding
that he certainly didn't look it.
"`You may judge for
yourself,' he answered. `I am a man who left his own house because he could
no longer bear to be away from it.'
"`It certainly sounds
paradoxical,' I said.
"`I heard my wife and
children talking and saw them moving about the room,' he continued, `and
all the time I knew they were walking and talking in another house thousands
of miles away, under the light of different skies, and beyond the series
of the seas. I loved them with a devouring love, because they seemed not
only distant but unattainable. Never did human creatures seem so dear and
so desirable: but I seemed like a cold ghost; therefore I cast off their
dust from my feet for a testimony. Nay, I did more. I spurned the world
under my feet so that it swung full circle like a treadmill.'
"`Do you really mean,'
I cried, `that you have come right round the world? Your speech is English,
yet you are coming from the west.'
"`My pilgrimage is not
yet accomplished,' he replied sadly. `I have become a pilgrim to cure myself
of being an exile.'
"Something in the word
`pilgrim' awoke down in the roots of my ruinous experience memories of
what my fathers had felt about the world, and of something from whence
I came. I looked again at the little pictured lantern at which I had not
looked for fourteen years.
"`My grandmother,' I
said in a low tone, `would have said that we were all in exile, and that
no earthly house could cure the holy home-sickness that forbids us rest.'
"He was silent a long
while, and watched a single eagle drift out beyond the Green Finger into
the darkening void.
"Then he said, `I think
your grandmother was right,' and stood up leaning on his grassy pole. `I
think that must be the reason,' he said -- `the secret of this life of
man, so ecstatic and so unappeased. But I think there is more to be said.
I think God has given us the love of special places, of a hearth and of
a native land, for a good reason.'
"`I dare say,' I said.
`What reason?'
"`Because otherwise,'
he said, pointing his pole out at the sky and the abyss, `we might worship
that.'
"`What do you mean?'
I demanded.
"`Eternity,' he said
in his harsh voice, `the largest of the idols -- the mightiest of the rivals
of God.'
"`You mean pantheism
and infinity and all that,' I suggested.
"`I mean,' he said with
increasing vehemence, `that if there be a house for me in heaven it will
either have a green lamp-post and a hedge, or something quite as positive
and personal as a green lamp-post and a hedge. I mean that God bade me
love one spot and serve it, and do all things however wild in praise of
it, so that this one spot might be a witness against all the infinities
and the sophistries, that Paradise is somewhere and not anywhere, is something
and not anything. And I would not be so very much surprised if the house
in heaven had a real green lamp-post after all.'
"With which he shouldered
his pole and went striding down the perilous paths below, and left me alone
with the eagles. But since he went a fever of homelessness will often shake
me. I am troubled by rainy meadows and mud cabins that I have never seen;
and I wonder whether America will endure. -- Yours faithfully,
"Louis Hara."
After a short silence Inglewood
said: "And, finally, we desire to put in as evidence the following document:--
"This is to
say that I am Ruth Davis, and have been housemaid to Mrs. I. Smith at `The
Laurels' in Croydon for the last six months. When I came the lady was alone,
with two children; she was not a widow, but her husband was away. She was
left with plenty of money and did not seem disturbed about him, though
she often hoped he would be back soon. She said he was rather eccentric
and a little change did him good. One evening last week I was bringing
the tea-things out on to the lawn when I nearly dropped them. The end of
a long rake was suddenly stuck over the hedge, and planted like a jumping-pole;
and over the hedge, just like a monkey on a stick, came a huge, horrible
man, all hairy and ragged like Robinson Crusoe. I screamed out, but my
mistress didn't even get out of her chair, but smiled and said he wanted
shaving. Then he sat down quite calmly at the garden table and took a cup
of tea, and then I realized that this must be Mr. Smith himself. He has
stopped here ever since and does not really give much trouble, though I
sometimes fancy he is a little weak in his head.
"Ruth Davis.
"P.S.--I forgot to say
that he looked round at the garden and said, very loud and strong: `Oh,
what a lovely place you've got;' just as if he'd never seen it before."
The room had been growing
dark and drowsy; the afternoon sun sent one heavy shaft of powdered gold
across it, which fell with an intangible solemnity upon the empty seat
of Mary Gray, for the younger women had left the court before the more
recent of the investigations. Mrs. Duke was still asleep, and Innocent
Smith, looking like a large hunchback in the twilight, was bending closer
and closer to his paper toys. But the five men really engaged in the controversy,
and concerned not to convince the tribunal but to convince each other,
still sat round the table like the Committee of Public Safety.
Suddenly Moses Gould
banged one big scientific book on top of another, cocked his little legs
up against the table, tipped his chair backwards so far as to be in direct
danger of falling over, emitted a startling and prolonged whistle like
a steam engine, and asserted that it was all his eye.
When asked by Moon what
was all his eye, he banged down behind the books again and answered with
considerable excitement, throwing his papers about. "All those fairy-tales
you've been reading out," he said. "Oh! don't talk to me! I ain't littery
and that, but I know fairy-tales when I hear 'em. I got a bit stumped in
some of the philosophical bits and felt inclined to go out for a B. and
S. But we're living in West 'Ampstead and not in 'Ell; and the long and
the short of it is that some things 'appen and some things don't 'appen.
Those are the things that don't 'appen."
"I thought," said Moon
gravely, "that we quite clearly explained --"
"Oh yes, old chap, you
quite clearly explained," assented Mr. Gould with extraordinary volubility.
"You'd explain an elephant off the doorstep, you would. I ain't a clever
chap like you; but I ain't a born natural, Michael Moon, and when there's
an elephant on my doorstep I don't listen to no explanations. `It's got
a trunk,' I says. -- `My trunk,' you says: `I'm fond of travellin', and
a change does me good.' -- `But the blasted thing's got tusks,' I says.
-- `Don't look a gift 'orse in the mouth,' you says, `but thank the goodness
and the graice that on your birth 'as smiled.' -- `But it's nearly as big
as the 'ouse,' I says. -- `That's the bloomin' perspective,' you says,
`and the sacred magic of distance.' -- `Why, the elephant's trumpetin'
like the Day of Judgement,' I says. -- `That's your own conscience a-talking
to you, Moses Gould,' you says in a grive and tender voice. Well, I 'ave
got a conscience as much as you. I don't believe most of the things they
tell you in church on Sundays; and I don't believe these 'ere things any
more because you goes on about 'em as if you was in church. I believe an
elephant's a great big ugly dingerous beast -- and I believe Smith's another."
"Do you mean to say,"
asked Inglewood, "that you still doubt the evidence of exculpation we have
brought forward?"
"Yes, I do still doubt
it," said Gould warmly. "It's all a bit too far-fetched, and some of it
a bit too far off. 'Ow can we test all those tales? 'Ow can we drop in
and buy the `Pink 'Un' at the railway station at Kosky Wosky or whatever
it was? 'Ow can we go and do a gargle at the saloon-bar on top of the Sierra
Mountains? But anybody can go and see Bunting's boarding-house at Worthing."
Moon regarded him with
an expression of real or assumed surprise.
"Any one," continued
Gould, "can call on Mr. Trip."
"It is a comforting
thought," replied Michael with restraint; "but why should any one call
on Mr. Trip?"
"For just exactly the
sime reason," cried the excited Moses, hammering on the table with both
hands, "for just exactly the sime reason that he should communicate with
Messrs. 'Anbury and Bootle of Paternoster Row and with Miss Gridley's 'igh
class Academy at 'Endon, and with old Lady Bullingdon who lives at Penge."
"Again, to go at once
to the moral roots of life," said Michael, "why is it among the duties
of man to communicate with old Lady Bullingdon who lives at Penge?"
"It ain't one of the
duties of man," said Gould, "nor one of his pleasures, either, I can tell
you. She takes the crumpet, does Lady Bullingdon at Penge. But it's one
of the duties of a prosecutor pursuin' the innocent, blameless butterfly
career of your friend Smith, and it's the sime with all the others I mentioned."
"But why do you bring
in these people here?" asked Inglewood.
"Why! Because we've
got proof enough to sink a steamboat," roared Moses; "because I've got
the papers in my very 'and; because your precious Innocent is a blackguard
and 'ome smasher, and these are the 'omes he's smashed. I don't set up
for a 'oly man; but I wouldn't 'ave all those poor girls on my conscience
for something. And I think a chap that's capable of deserting and perhaps
killing 'em all is about capable of cracking a crib or shootin' an old
schoolmaster -- so I don't care much about the other yarns one way or another."
"I think," said Dr.
Cyrus Pym with a refined cough, "that we are approaching this matter rather
irregularly. This is really the fourth charge on the charge sheet, and
perhaps I had better put it before you in an ordered and scientific manner."
Nothing but a faint
groan from Michael broke the silence of the darkening room.