The locals had never seen anything like the two women who walked into the Blue Moon Cafe, sixty miles outside Washington, DC, late one rainy November night. The first was tall and athletic, a blonde in a tan trench coat. The other, right behind, was shorter, a brunette dressed all in black. The blonde held out a dollar to the counterman and said, "Give me some quarters. Quick!" He handed her change and the two women hurried back outside to the pay phone.
Soon, they came inside and sat down in a booth, glaring at each other.
A siren wailed in the distance and County Sheriff Homer Poague strode in moments later. "Which of you called about a body?"
Before either could answer, Deputy Clem Bunk rushed in, saying, "It's where she said, Sheriff. The body of Ivan Douhevcic, Muldivian Ambassador to the U.S., is a couple hundred yards up the road, over that steep hill where his drive joins the county road. Shot through the heart. His Bentley's there and his estate gates are locked."
The sheriff questioned the women in the diner's storeroom. First the blonde claimed to be the driver of the rented Ford parked outside, then the other broke in and said she was. The blonde then said she was a member of the U.S. diplomatic corps and threatened a lawsuit if he searched her for the rental contract or anything else unless it is done by a female deputy and with a member of the U.S. State Department present. The woman in black said the same thing. Neither would offer any proof of identity. The key to the Ford was in the ignition.
"You are making a great mistake," the lady in black told the sheriff in a faintly east European accent. "I was on my way to meet the Ambassador and saw her standing over the body. She said he had suffered a sudden illness and asked me to drive her to a phone. I did, and now I am not only late for a meeting vital to the security of your country, but suspected of murder. Pah! Small-town American police."
The blonde laughed. "It was me who found her. As I drove up the hill, I saw her just beyond the crest, about to run from the approach of my car. But I topped the hill too quickly for her, so she tried to make it look as if she was helping the Ambassador. Search her and you'll find his secret papers on her. I am the one due at a meeting vital to the nation's security. Give me the papers and let me go immediately!"
"I wouldn't give you last week's paper," the sheriff told the blonde. "I'm holding you for murder."
"How'd you know?" Deputy Bunk wanted to know as they drove away from the jail a while later.
"Wasn't too hard," Sheriff Poague told him. "The blonde said she saw the other woman just beyond the crest of the hill. A car's headlights don't bend over the top of a hill, they point straight up the way the car's going. On a dark and stormy night like this, she couldn't have seen anything beyond the top of the hill, especially a woman dressed in black. Say, pull in here at the Blue Moon. That woman in black said she might stop after her meeting, wanted to learn how a small town American cop handled other things."
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Award-nominated stories by Robert L. Isles.