The Legend of the Green Swizzle

Bertie Wooster has this to say of Green Swizzles:
 I have never been in the West Indies, but I am in a position to state that in certain of the fundamentals of life they are streets ahead of our European civilization. The man behind the counter, as kindly a bloke as I ever wish to meet, seemed to guess our requirements the moment we hove into view. Scarcely had our elbows touched the wood before he was leaping to and fro, bringing down a new bottle with each leap. A planter, apparently , does not consider he has had a drink unless it contains at least seven ingredients, and I'm not saying, mind you, that he isn't right.

The man behind the bar told us the things were called Green Swizzles; and, if ever I marry and have a son, Green Swizzle Wooster is the name that will go down in the register, in memory of the day his father's life was saved at Wembley.

from "The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy,"
by P. G. Wodehouse
While the recipe for Green Swizzles has been lost in history, this page includes some other swizzle recipes and general information. (Click here for an apocryphal follow-up to Bertie's day at Wembley.)
 

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Trader Vic's Bartender's Guide on Swizzles

"Swizzles originated in the West Indies, where everything, including hot chocolate, is swizzled. A swizzle stick is the branch of a tropical bush with three to five forked branches on the end. You insert this in the glass or pitcher and twirl the stem rapidly between the palms of your hands. By rapid swizzling with fine ice, you'll get a good outside frost such as on a Julep. Of course you won't get this frost if you haven't used enough liquor; a generous amount of liquor is important.

 Most true Swizzles, because of their origin, call for rum; but nearly all punches can be swizzled. Punches for three or four people can be mixed in a pitcher with fine ice and swizzled until the pitcher frosts, and then poured into tall glasses.

 Simple, good, really a good drink."

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Recipes

BERMUDA RUM SWIZZLE

Squeeze lime juice into pitcher. Fill pitcher with shaved ice, add remaining ingredients, and swizzle until a frost appears on the outside of the pitcher. Pour into 4 12 ounce collins glasses. Garnish with an orange slice, a lime slice, and a swizzle stick.

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MARTINIQUE SWIZZLE

Squeeze lime juice into 14 ounce chimney glass filled with shaved ice; save shell. Add remaining ingredients. Swizzle until drink is uniform. Decorate with spent lime shell, fresh mint, and a long stirrer.

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KONA SWIZZLE

Squeeze lime juice into 12 ounce sling or punch glass, filled with shaved ice; save lime shell. Add orgeat and rums. Swizzle until drink is uniform. Decorate with spent lime, fresh mint, and fruit stick.

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KINGSTON SWIZZLE (HOT)

Squeeze lime juice into 12 ounce glass; add spent shell. Add sugar, and stir well. Add rum and enough hot water to nearly fill glass. Serve with swizzle stick.

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GREEN SWIZZLE*

Add creme de menthe, sugar, and 2 oz. seltzer to collins glass. Fill glass with shaved ice and swizzle thoroughly. Add gin and bitters, fill glass with seltzer. Server with mint leaf and swizzle stick. Drinker does final swizzle.

*Not what Bertie had at Wembley.

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GENERIC SWIZZLE

Combine juice of lime, powdered sugar, and 2 oz. seltzer in 12 oz. collins glass. Fill glass with shaved ice, and mix well. Add bitters and liquor; top glass with seltzer. Drinker does final swizzle.

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Other Swizzles on the Net

Not to show partiality towards Black Seal Rum, I'll mention that Bacardi and Captain Morgan are on the Web, too. In fact, Vermont Department of Liquor Control has been kind enough to provide descriptions of more than thirty different rums.

If you're curious, you can also see the Angostura Bitters Home Page; it's not just for swizzles anymore.

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Other Cocktails in Print

Presented in association with Amazon.Com:
The World's Best Bartender's Guide   The World's Best Bartender's Guide, by Joseph Scott and Donald Bain

The Art of the Cocktail   The Art of the Cocktail, by Philip Collins

Beachbum Berry's Grog Log   Beachbum Berry's Grog Log, by Jeff Berry & Annene Kaye

Or browse Amazon.Com's collection of Spirits and Bartending books.

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Page maintained by Tom Kreitzberg. Please send comments, suggestions, recipes, and remembrances to tak@smart.net. Last modified November 5, 1999.